{"id":676,"date":"2012-08-11T17:52:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T17:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kevernacular.com\/?p=676"},"modified":"2012-08-12T16:28:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T16:28:18","slug":"the-story-of-the-peanut-butter-munching-automaton-and-his-granny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kevernacular.com\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"Paul Ryan: The Story of the Peanut Butter-munching Automaton and his Granny"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Wisconsin recall election was really “all about courage.” – Rep. Paul Ryan.\"\"<\/a>Ready for another heaping helping of courage? It’s truly bizarre, this new species of corn-fed Republican extremist being grown in progressive Wisconsin, home of Fighting Bob La Follette. Presumptive Republican Vice President-nominee Paul Ryan (right, above) and Gov. Scott Walker seem to earn half their votes with their disingenuous boyish charm.<\/p>\n

It’s partly because they’ve never really grown up. Life is still a game of Monopoly, for them. Both strategize by masterfully manipulating numbers —\u00a0dollars and statistics — as if abstract numbers are all that count in the world any more. What strikes me most about Paul Ryan is that this self-described geek (who, gee whiz, loves his peanut butter and honey sandwiches) is a pure numbers man, a weird sort of breathing automaton.<\/p>\n

Yes, we need to do something about the deficit, but virtually every effective administration has functioned with a deficit. And this most extreme shortfall is courtesy, of course, of the last Republican administration, which went hog-wild with defense spending, and then dawdled while New Orleans drowned.<\/p>\n

Of course, unlike even many\u00a0mainstream Republicans today,\u00a0hawk-boy Ryan still thinks if we keep throwing incalculable numbers<\/em> of young Americans into harms way on the other side of the world, we can solve all the problems of ancient\u00a0societies and cultures which we\u00a0understand\u00a0poorly, and have no right to to attack, unless they have\u00a0attacked us.\u00a0It’s a\u00a0demonstrably\u00a0outmoded mega-military mentality.<\/p>\n

Now comes Ryan, posturing as if the deficit is all President Obama’s fault, and threatening to gut or eliminate Medicare, Social Security, food stamps and virtually all the social safety nets of our civil society.<\/p>\n

The problem is, as a budget geek legislator, all he seems to know and understand is numbers. People are merely big, cumbersome numbers to him — to be jiggered around and preferably away, because they complicate his brilliant computations with their unpredictable (and predictable) human needs to survive. He is the essence of the contemporary technocrat geek, divorced from human reality.<\/p>\n

Well, surprise, Rep. Ryan, any way you slice or dice these numbers, most of them represent vital support for living human beings — who work (or try to), procreate (like pro-life Republicans insist they should), bleed suddenly or suffer slowly, grow old, or die before their time.<\/p>\n

Meet America, Congressman.<\/p>\n

So Ryan keeps smiling and arguing about numbers, as if his god, Math-is Maximus, will solve all our problems.<\/p>\n

Oh, we now know he’s a workout fanatic because his father and grandfather both died before age 55 from heart attacks.<\/p>\n

But what if his heart genetically fails him at age 52 — disabling him? Well, he can probably afford his own private health care. But most other 52-year-olds in the same situation \u2013 or a myriad of\u00a0disastrous other ones — who end up losing their jobs couldn\u2019t afford care under his plan, because they will have no disability safety net.<\/p>\n

Just take a voucher, he\u2019d say, and good luck. But you should’ve worked out even harder!<\/p>\n

Survival of the Fittest, the Luckiest and the Richest, who pay nothing<\/em> extra to cut the deficit — that’s Ryan’s plan.<\/p>\n

Rep. Chris Van Hollen, the top ranking Democrat on the House budget committee, says Ryan still refuses any compromise.\u00a0We want to improve the\u00a0quality of programs not cut the quantity, Van Hollen says.<\/p>\n

Ryan wants a\u00a0neat,\u00a0streamlined, mathematical, cold-blooded\u00a0policy. Pure genius, Congressman.<\/p>\n

I can imagine what he\u2019d do if his own grandmother\u2019s wheelchair failed and she rolled screaming down a hill.<\/p>\n

How convenient. He\u2019d scratch his head for a moment, and\u00a0continue tabulating and subtracting. And now, smiling for the cameras.<\/p>\n

That takes real \u201ccourage.\u201d I can think of other words for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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